My take on the proverbs


A stitch in time saves time;
To much work.
Not enough fun,
Think I'll use a staple gun.

Any port in a storm;
To me this seems insane.
why have any port in the storm,
When you can drink champagne.

An army march's on it's stomach;
I've often heard it said.
To me this sounds quite painful,
Why not use your legs instead.

A watched pot never boils;
To cooking never be a slave.
If a watched pot never boils,
Better use the microwave.

Life is short but sweet;
I find this proverb pathetic.
For life is short but never sweet.
If your diabetic.

Poetry by Alan J Ripley The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2021-08-28 at 01:56

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