This is a little rude
But I thought as it's my birthday
I could get away with this.


The early bird,
Gets the worm.
This I've often heard,
Could you explain please.
Isn't it the second mouse,
That gets the cheese.

I've often heard,
You girls are birds.
I can neither deny,
Or comfirm.
That must mean,
Us men are worm's.

Being a hornithologist,
If I catch a bird.
She doesn't need to be,
A smasher.
For all I really want,
Is a big breasted
Bed thrasher.

Poetry by Alan J Ripley The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2021-11-20 at 00:06

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