The early bird,
Gets the worm.
This I've often heard,
Could you explain please.
Isn't it the second mouse,
That gets the cheese.

I've often heard,
You girls are birds.
I can neither deny,
Or comfirm.
That must mean,
Us men are worm's.

Being a hornithologist,
If I catch a bird.
She doesn't need to be,
A smasher.
For all I really want,
Is a big breasted
Bed thrasher.