He has a Rooster mentality,
His mind's gone home to roost.

He has a internet brain,
Only it's switched off.

He has a mind like a hundred and fifty
Watts light bulb, Only it's set to dim.

His ladders missing a few rungs.

Didn't know If l should buy him a gun or a hanky,
He could blow his brain out with either one.

He has a beer belly brain,
Only he doesn't have a beer belly.

His elevator doesn't go
All the way to the top.

Words by Alan J Ripley The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2022-01-13 at 00:15

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One sandwich short of a picnic basket,

Griffonner The PoetBay support member heart!
Had you thought: Maybe the light is on but there is no-one at home? ;)