I wrote this in 2005 so this is not politically
Correct no gay, cross gender, lesbian's, 
Non Pacific gender friends,
Were hurt at the reading of this,
If easily offended let me know. Will remove.


Most woolly woofters,
Are quite brave we hear.
When needed on the Russian front,
They pulled out from the rear.

Other woolly woofters, 
Always live in hope.
They never fight with,
Guns or knives.
They just throw bars of soap.

If you fight a woolly woofters,
Never turn about.
There's a reason woolly woofters,
Wear there trousers inside out.

Some woolly woofters,
Are fighting full of fear.
They don't like it down the front,
They much prefer the rear.

When you look for woolly woofters,
You never have to hunt.
For you find that woolly woofters,
Wear there trousers back to front.

So if you feel in life, 
You've drunk from a frozen cup.
Be like a woolly woofter,
And keep your pecker up.

Poetry by Alan J Ripley The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2022-03-24 at 00:02

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D G Moody The PoetBay support member heart!
Nice one Alan. Apart from being a well-crafted humorous poem, I would say that most LGBT folk will laugh along with this.