- puzzled by the I'm-offended-fest that nowadays seem to be the way of many... 

It's incomprehensible. 

You're offended for

Someone who doesn't

Feel offended at all.

How does that work?

You're up in arms,

Beating your drum,

Defending someone

Who doesn't feel any

Need to be defended.

Don't you see it's weird?

There's no victim here.

All of this is about you,

Nothing to do with what

The 'offended' party is

Actually going through.

Did you not hear them say

They're not feeling offended?

If anything, I'd say your not

Listening is cause for offense!

It's not wrong to feel offended

For someone, but if that person

Isn't feeling offended, what does

Your feeling offended matter?

It's just your private perception on

A situation that didn't even happen

To you in the first place, so why

Are you being so loud about it?