When the going gets tough,
The tough get there trousers off.



A LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND

I want to tell you of a boy called Craig,
Who when near girls just wouldn't behave.
He'd tried to introduce them to his best friend,
A cool little dude known as the prince of bell end.

He decided to have doner's kebab,
Which made old doner pretty mad
He tried it on with his best friend, and
Introduced her to the prince of bell end.

Too much booze made him procrastinate,
Taking Viagra helped him stand up straight.
He'd carry on partying through the night,
Being by your side if you got in a fight.

But girls in trouble,
A message they'd never send.
Or they could be introduced,
To the prince of bell end.




Poetry by Alan J Ripley The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2022-08-26 at 18:05

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