Inspired while chatting with
arquious.



£22.50 A CAN

So April the twentieth we hear,
A new tax on seatbelts is near.
Is one thing us motorists fear,
Although the thought is inane.
For Qatar I'll jump on a plane,
So I can drink their cheapest
Of beers.Clunk click every sip.

Also heard in Qatar's stadium,
They found a young maidium.
Drinking tequila so I did hear:
She was disgracefully drunk,
No less than a skunk.Because
it was cheaper than Beer.




Poetry by Alan J Ripley The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2022-11-24 at 06:06

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arquious The PoetBay support member heart!
A can!?!?! Crazy! It better be a 5 pint can!
2022-11-24