Some people just don't listen....
Nurse measured my height,
Told her that I'd lost a little height.
Only knew the measurement in feet and inches.
182 centimetres she said. Although I'm 6ft,
I told her I couldn't convert it.
So she did, She told me I was 6ft 8 inches.
Told her I must have grown another 8 inches,
She worked it out again saying sorry
" I meant 5ft 4 inches. I looked at the wife,
Said " I knew I shouldn't have swallowed
That thermometer!
Words by Alan J Ripley
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Written on 2023-11-17 at 02:38
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My sense of humour
Went in for my yearly diabetes test.Nurse measured my height,
Told her that I'd lost a little height.
Only knew the measurement in feet and inches.
182 centimetres she said. Although I'm 6ft,
I told her I couldn't convert it.
So she did, She told me I was 6ft 8 inches.
Told her I must have grown another 8 inches,
She worked it out again saying sorry
" I meant 5ft 4 inches. I looked at the wife,
Said " I knew I shouldn't have swallowed
That thermometer!
Words by Alan J Ripley
Read 63 times
Written on 2023-11-17 at 02:38
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