>Today I'm on the upskirts of town

where the panties are always way down,

where it never gets too soon or late

to jump aboard and penetrate<

Porn stars & hookers come from afar

to sign their contracts and star

The throats are all deep;

shoulds & oughts fast asleep

Yeah, on the upskirts of town

the lays are never low;

the landscape all around

an undulating see-saw

>Today I'm on the upskirts of town

where the panties are always way down,

where it never gets too soon or late

to jump aboard and penetrate<

And Disney has gone into the porno field,

insuring his actors with Blue Cross & Shield,

making cartoon figures all too real;

can't help but wonder if & what they feel,

yes, how the fuck it feels

getting AI laid, head over heals!

You see Big Bad Wolf pay a handsome sum

to go through the motions with Snow White;

the huffer & puffer taking but a minute to come;

none the less enough to make Snow White see the light

>Today I'm on the upskirts of town

where the panties are always way down,

where it never gets too soon or late

to jump aboard and penetrate<

And Santa paid Cinderella to bow,

like a bull obsessed with a cow

Cindy hardly gave off a peep,

just bent, as ordered, while Santa went deep

But Goofy isn't straight but gay,

went and asked Mickey Mouse for a lay,

and righteous Mickey smiled and agreed

that his ass was in sincere & dire need

>Today I'm on the upskirts of town

where the panties are always way down,

where it never gets too soon or late

to jump aboard and penetrate<

Sleeping Beauty didn't notice what was going on,

and when she eventually woke, everybody was gone

She admitted, though, to a sordid dream:

Working hard with a whole male rugby team