Pearls of wisdom

There's a list on the fridge
That's just like my love life
Magnetic

Do you know the difference
Between in-laws and outlaws
Outlaws are wanted

Being dyslexic I always thought
A vindaloo was a place you went
When you had to much curry

I feel a dragon's breath Upon my neck
It's not really a dragon, it's just the way
My wife has slept




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Written on 2025-01-23 at 02:17

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Jamsbo Rockda The PoetBay support member heart!
Very clever Alan.
2025-01-24


D G Moody The PoetBay support member heart!
You never cease to cheer me Alan with your delightful wit.
2025-01-23