Thought of the title while in the loo but I don’t think I’ve done justice to it. What would you write if given this prompt?
1. I need to pee
2. He’s cute! I wonder how his beard would feel against my pink skin
3. I hate you cos you didn’t put a baby inside me
4. I’m growing cysts where I should be growing embryos
My vagina lies to me.
The truth is:
1.I need to sit in a dark room with my pants down and breathe
2. I haven’t had sex in six months and I should probably charge my vibrator
3. There should be a button to stop your periods once you decide to be childfree
4. Grow some ovaries and get over it
You’re a woman,
You’re alone
You’re free.
But my vagina lies to me!
Poetry by Inspired
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Written on 2025-06-29 at 19:32
Tags Woman  Vagina  Periods 
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My vagina lies to me
Let me count the ways1. I need to pee
2. He’s cute! I wonder how his beard would feel against my pink skin
3. I hate you cos you didn’t put a baby inside me
4. I’m growing cysts where I should be growing embryos
My vagina lies to me.
The truth is:
1.I need to sit in a dark room with my pants down and breathe
2. I haven’t had sex in six months and I should probably charge my vibrator
3. There should be a button to stop your periods once you decide to be childfree
4. Grow some ovaries and get over it
You’re a woman,
You’re alone
You’re free.
But my vagina lies to me!
Poetry by Inspired
Read 24 times
Written on 2025-06-29 at 19:32
Tags Woman  Vagina  Periods 




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