Thought of the title while in the loo but I don’t think I’ve done justice to it. What would you write if given this prompt?


My vagina lies to me

Let me count the ways

1. I need to pee
2. He’s cute! I wonder how his beard would feel against my pink skin
3. I hate you cos you didn’t put a baby inside me
4. I’m growing cysts where I should be growing embryos

My vagina lies to me.

The truth is:
1.I need to sit in a dark room with my pants down and breathe
2. I haven’t had sex in six months and I should probably charge my vibrator
3. There should be a button to stop your periods once you decide to be childfree
4. Grow some ovaries and get over it
You’re a woman,
You’re alone
You’re free.

But my vagina lies to me!





Poetry by Inspired
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Written on 2025-06-29 at 19:32

Tags Woman  Vagina  Periods 

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Griffonner The PoetBay support member heart!
My 'pen' has been paused in mid air whilst my brain questions the right way to remark - being a man. First the question in your foreword: I reallty can't answer this, can I? I think I would have to write a simile about a penis and see where that went!
Then, reading on, I found myself being empathetic as well as amused. It shouldn't be described as such, but as Mercatore commented it will be seen as daring.
Well done. Blessings, Allen

Language: 3
Format: 3
Mood: 3
Overall: 4
2025-07-02



he he he, this is very daring ! cute in a way...and funny
2025-06-30