He wants the Nobel Peace Prize, mostly because he likes
Things to put on his shelves, things which show that he's
Big and important. He's sent out thousands of goons
To rough up harmless immigrants, and summoned troops
To beat the people who protest against the goons, bombed
Iran for no real reason, slaughtered Venezuelans who were
On the ocean in their boats. He calls for violence all the time,
But, still, he says that he deserves to get a prize for peace.