Oh sorry I forgot to put peppa armies,
On my list. I always prefer to spell like this.
Being a leg end in my own mind.
Flowers for my beautiful wife,
Tissues for a tissue of lies.
Leeks for when I need one.
Pepper to help me sneeze
Tomatoes to help me when I blush.
Cake for a diabetic rush.
Gooseberrys for the fool that I am
Toilet rolls for when I drop you in it.
Mushrooms for the fun guy that I am.
Ice because I lost the recipe.
Dark chocolate just for me.
Camp bananas that should be self explanatory.
( I can never find any straight one's).
Melon for a puppy, ( it's a Melon collie baby).
Batteries for when I feel run down.
Rubbish bags for the Rubbish that's going around.
Bread too pay for the shopping list.
A drop of drink for when I feel tight.
Sleeping pills for when it's time
For me to say goodnight.
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
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Written on 2026-08-30 at 00:57
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On my list. I always prefer to spell like this.
Being a leg end in my own mind.
MY SHOPPING LIST
Onions to help me, when i cry.Flowers for my beautiful wife,
Tissues for a tissue of lies.
Leeks for when I need one.
Pepper to help me sneeze
Tomatoes to help me when I blush.
Cake for a diabetic rush.
Gooseberrys for the fool that I am
Toilet rolls for when I drop you in it.
Mushrooms for the fun guy that I am.
Ice because I lost the recipe.
Dark chocolate just for me.
Camp bananas that should be self explanatory.
( I can never find any straight one's).
Melon for a puppy, ( it's a Melon collie baby).
Batteries for when I feel run down.
Rubbish bags for the Rubbish that's going around.
Bread too pay for the shopping list.
A drop of drink for when I feel tight.
Sleeping pills for when it's time
For me to say goodnight.
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
Read 1 time
Written on 2026-08-30 at 00:57
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