A nice little treat for Valentine's day...I hate it, hate cupid, hate the whole thing. What happend if winged diaper boy there gets in a mood one day?


Dear Cupid

Dear Cupid;
HA HA
Bet'cha think you're funny, dont'cha?
And now you'll take that shot back, WONT'CHA?
Yeah, Har-dee-har, you've had your fun,
Now, remove your arrow from my bum.
I guess you couldn't make it right,
And shoot HIM too, you bloody sprite!
Oh no, haha, it's much more fun
To watch me trip on my dangfool tongue,
And drool over his abs and delts,
When he's in love WITH SOMEONE ELSE!
You're bloody cruel, you know that, Pan?
To make me fall for such a man.
I assure you I am not amused,
And I don't intend to be refused.
You WILL return and set me free,
Or your superiors will hear from me.
Impatiently;
Unwilling Target



Poetry by Karen
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Written on 2007-02-15 at 20:33

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lastromantichero The PoetBay support member heart!
a very heart rending and funny poem well done young lady
rgds mike
2007-02-16


Phyllis J. Rhodes
I love this! How many times this happened to me before he finally got mutual tafgets! When he did, he did it beautifully right! Will celebrate 35 years of marriage in April and still loving that man. So be patient. He'll get it right sooner or later.
2007-02-16


Anna Watkin
I love it. A complaint letter to Cupid. I'm sure many people would like to write one. Let's see...Cupid's superiors...that's probably Venus. You'll run in to the family thing, then, and she'll ignore you. So you may have to go straight to Jupiter, but then, he rather likes Venus, too. Juno's probably your only hope...*rambles off the rest of the pantheon* Anyway, great poem.
2007-02-15