Sent to Nepenthes as part of a group birthday poem to him in a form he should like. . .
Welcome to the automated Poetry reading Hotline.
If you want to hear the choices about the choices, press one.
If you do not care about the choices press two.
where you will be directed the next step to do
which will be to choose between
pressing one for yes; for no, press two.
Listen to the following choices carefully
because they will not be repeated.
Si usted desea recibir esto en español, presione el número uno.
If you wish to receive this in English, press number two.
To hear no other choices press three, wait for nothing, and hang up.
To repeat this message, hang up, dial again, and listen to choice One.
To hear this poem in English press one.
Si usted desea oàr este poema en español, presione el número uno porque no se escribe en español.
If you wish to hear this poem spoken by a female voice, press one.
If you wish to hear this poem read with a male voice, press two.
If you want a random selection and leave it to us, press three.
If you want the male voice to be an older man, press four.
If you wish the female voice to be a hag
like your fourth grade English teacher, press five.
To repeat these choices, hang up, redial and select one.
If you wish to speak to a customer service representative,
hang up, because you obviously have the wrong number.
Poetry by NotaDeadPoet
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Written on 2007-04-13 at 16:11
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Automated Poetry
Welcome to the automated Poetry reading Hotline.
If you want to hear the choices about the choices, press one.
If you do not care about the choices press two.
where you will be directed the next step to do
which will be to choose between
pressing one for yes; for no, press two.
Listen to the following choices carefully
because they will not be repeated.
Si usted desea recibir esto en español, presione el número uno.
If you wish to receive this in English, press number two.
To hear no other choices press three, wait for nothing, and hang up.
To repeat this message, hang up, dial again, and listen to choice One.
To hear this poem in English press one.
Si usted desea oàr este poema en español, presione el número uno porque no se escribe en español.
If you wish to hear this poem spoken by a female voice, press one.
If you wish to hear this poem read with a male voice, press two.
If you want a random selection and leave it to us, press three.
If you want the male voice to be an older man, press four.
If you wish the female voice to be a hag
like your fourth grade English teacher, press five.
To repeat these choices, hang up, redial and select one.
If you wish to speak to a customer service representative,
hang up, because you obviously have the wrong number.
Poetry by NotaDeadPoet
Read 888 times
Written on 2007-04-13 at 16:11
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