Smart ass
Who  is this smart ass guy
That answers your phone
Doesn't he know you should be home
To only me
He comes wth the phone?
I know I heard him
Does your sister know about him
What the hell do you see in him 
His vocabulary is rather slim
Not a very talkative Jim is he
No flair or penchant to bare his chest
And give some zest to his romantic speak
His use of words rather weak
In fact down right boring
Who is this guy who doesn't even try to be polite
During the day and the night the same old trite
Words
Hi there I am afraid Katherine isnt home at present
Just leave a message after the tone
A smart Ass clone
And no substitute for me
But who the devil is he ?