Trying to avoid writing essays I suddenly started writing limericks; welcome to meet some University characters (some real and some fictional)
There was a bachelor called Ross
Who as quite a stud came across
But this pretty young swede
Would not have him as steed
And I think he still grieves his loss
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This beautiful maiden called Em
One day formulated a bit of a gem
I shall not get laid
(unless I get paid)
Because all men are wankers in Leam
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There was this lovely girl from Kent
With a man everywhere she went
Fit men come along
Seduced by her song
Then they have to asylum be sent
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This young girl with much ambition
Could not afford her tuition
She took a drastic measure
Rugby captain found pleasure
Hence she created tradition
Poetry by CC
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Written on 2009-02-23 at 18:39
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Limericks - University life
There was a bachelor called Ross
Who as quite a stud came across
But this pretty young swede
Would not have him as steed
And I think he still grieves his loss
------
This beautiful maiden called Em
One day formulated a bit of a gem
I shall not get laid
(unless I get paid)
Because all men are wankers in Leam
------
There was this lovely girl from Kent
With a man everywhere she went
Fit men come along
Seduced by her song
Then they have to asylum be sent
------
This young girl with much ambition
Could not afford her tuition
She took a drastic measure
Rugby captain found pleasure
Hence she created tradition
Poetry by CC
Read 759 times
Written on 2009-02-23 at 18:39
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