This cyber fantasy is based on the notion that someone or something out there read 'Buddy, can you spare a rhyme?'.


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What's that, a rhyme for Horwich?
Chris, do you like, er, porridge?

Chris, we didn't say it would be easy,
Chris, don't press delete, we feel queasy...















Poetry by Chris Fernie
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Written on 2009-06-19 at 16:29

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Kathy Lockhart
Fun! Fun! Fun! This is wonderful Chris. Dr. Zuess move over for Dr. Chris is in this house! : D kathy
2009-06-19


liz munro The PoetBay support member heart!
Just can't stop laughing,
this is so cleverly written
and...I LOVE it.

*BOOKMARKED*

~L.~
2009-06-19