G Wizz! (For Lizz's funny/silly challenge!)


This little ditty isn't pretty
But it really must be said
That when a thong goes all wrong
The dreaded wedgie gets the cred

Donned to impress, an evening dress
To appear the perfect lady
But then elastic just goes spastic
And you're walking like you're crazy

Eye patch so small "one size fits all"
My "G" has turned into a "Why!"
No panty line sounds just fine
But must it make me cry?

On a mission to reposition
The powder room, no-one can see
There's a young thing in a g-string
Suffering just like me!

Why do it? Put ourselves through it?
Such is the price of vanity
When you see a honey walking funny
She has her Russians on, (tee hee!)

;-)



Poetry by Purple Phoenix
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Written on 2009-06-23 at 04:15

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melanie sue
Hilarious! ....but I wouldn't know, lol, becuz......oh never mind :)
2009-06-23


liz munro The PoetBay support member heart!
HEE HEE HEE

Thanks for your contrib

Alas I know what you
mean in this TOO WELL lol

~L.~
2009-06-23


NicholasG
This is clever :-)
I've always wonder what the great to do about panty lines was.
Nick
2009-06-23