This is a lighter take on the Arthurian legends.


The stuff of legends

If you visit the newly opened
Arthurian Theme Park and go past
The boutique called Maidens RU,
Then turn right by the fastfood
Franchise, Merlin's Dragonburger Bar,
Then pass the jester who sells
Excaliburp fizzy drinks,
And keep going until you reach
The Dark Ages quiz game,
Joust A Minute, you will arrive at
The start of the heritage trail,
Round Table Days and Knights,
And the first Olde Worlde Signe you see is:

'HERE MARKS THE SPOT
WHERE GUINEVERE AND LANCELOT
CAME A LOT'



Chris Fernie, 2009




Poetry by Chris Fernie
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Written on 2009-06-27 at 20:08

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liz munro The PoetBay support member heart!
OHHHH this is...sides
are hurting from laughter

The end stanza is CLASSIC

~L.~
2009-07-01