An omelette of nonsense!


Alphabet coop

The farmer making A
Was stung by a B
He couldn't C
Flying over the River D,
But E said the F word,
G he dropped his Hs,
I swear, and a Spanish
J perching nearby asked
K? Well all L broke loose,
M was not the word,
An old speckled N enquired
O what can the matter be?
Mind your Ps and Qs, the
Farmer replied, R you not
Busy laying eggs? S said
The hen who had a lisp,
Time then for T the farmer
Chortled, U are a good egg,
No a V good egg, old bird,
W and I would have two good layers!
X marks the spot where
I'll build you a new coop,
Y I can't wait to eat your eggs,
And after my meal I'll look forward
To a good night's sleep on my
Z-bed.




Chris Fernie, 2009




Poetry by Chris Fernie
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Written on 2009-07-13 at 10:09

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normalil
This is a eggzactly the kind of omlette I want to read, a cracking good effort! I want a second helping please.
2009-07-17


Esti D-G The PoetBay support member heart!
Bookmarked! Me thinks we have a new genius here!
much respect
luvestix
2009-07-16


Phyllis J. Rhodes
simply brilliant!
2009-07-16


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2009-07-14


Kathy Lockhart
very, very clever. I enjoyed this one with a smile all the way through.
2009-07-14


Rob Graber
A fun write, this!
2009-07-14


Stan Cooper The PoetBay support member heart!
First time the alphabet was able to make me smile

delightful

Stan
2009-07-13


NicholasG
This is a clever omelet of delightful nonsense. It reminds me a bit of Spike Milligan.
Thanks, Nick
2009-07-13