It is my understanding that limericks should be amusing and a little risqué.


For LFD

There was a young man on my block
who's hormones were running amok
when the girls saw him coming
they all started running
so now he's at home with his sock

A young lady who lived in L.A.
desperately wanted to play
she found a hot guy in a bar
asked if he'd ride in her car
'cause she didn't know he was gay

A boring old lady from Stoke
Was much too fond of a smoke
She was never heard to fart
Read books by Jillian Hart
and said, "Shakespeare, he's just a joke"




Poetry by Wumbulu
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Written on 2015-02-19 at 05:45

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Yay! Well done. I'll post one, or maybe more.
2015-02-19