But seriously.....


Secret Love

Once
I had a secret love

That lived within the heart of me

Till
My darling wife found out

And bent
Her rolling pin on me

All the neighbours heard the screams so shrill
I`m just lucky that she did not kill

Me

Now
I`m flat out on the floor

And my secret love`s no secret

Any more !



Poetry by Yanto
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Written on 2016-03-27 at 01:32

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Elle The PoetBay support member heart!
Oh Doris Day would be turning, if of course she was dead, than you for the chuckle

Elle x
2016-03-27



Well, you made me smile, and I think you learned your lesson. Be grateful the wife is still there ... or maybe not. :-)
Ashe
2016-03-27



Ah, but she showed mercy...she only bent the rolling pin...
2016-03-27


Nancy Sikora
It happens.

Love is a curious thing. Apparently it causes people to hit each other with rolling pins.
2016-03-27


Lawrence Beck The PoetBay support member heart!
Ouch! Well done.
2016-03-27