Happy men by Ann Wood

Men are happy people!
Their family remains unchanged after marriage.
The garage is entirely at their disposal.
They can never get pregnant.
They can not wear anything under their shirt at all.
The mover always tells the truth about the car.
They work the same as women, but their salary is greater.
Wrinkles only emphasize their character.
They can swear and behave arrogantly, and this emphasizes their male character.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
With complete peace of mind, they can watch their crushed clothes.
One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons ..
They can wear shorts, no matter what their legs look like.
They can make a nail polish manicure.
No wonder men are happy ....

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Written on 2019-07-24 at 09:36

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Ann Wood The PoetBay support member heart!
So true Jim, most of them do it, but you are not one of them.

jim The PoetBay support member heart!
Everything you say is true (except the manicure line, I'm not sure about that). You forgot to add how they love fishing and sports, drinking beer, talking endlessly about subjects of which they know nothing. And if they have nothing better to do, they can always start a war, maybe two. But, at least they're happy, or so I've heard.