- mixed messages... 

This girl?  Eh là là.

She can't, for her life,

even if it depended

on it, use makeup.  

Her nails? O-M-G. 

It's a sad state of

affairs, mildly put.

And her hair?  Ayoye.

Medusa's is infinitely

More manageable!

Her styling it?  Ha.

No, no.  Not an idea. 

I'm telling you, the girl's

an absolute disaster as

concerns anything about

women's things.  She'll

say that we're disguising

her as a woman when

we convince her to let us

have fun fixing her up

to show the stunning

beauty that she is.  She's

embarrassed, poor dear. 

Sigh, how so very pretty

she truly is, but of course,

she doesn't see it at all. 

Wonder why, how, 

she's so blind to it?