The jealous husband by Ann Wood

A man realizes that his wife is cheating on him. He drives home an affected pig - a policeman runs over him. He panics terribly, wondering what to do. There is a cemetery nearby. He throws the corpse in the trunk, goes to the graveyard, throws the body, and pushes the gravedigger a hundred.
"Please bury him, so I don't have any problems."
The undertaker agrees.
He drives our car again, even more shocked - a pig hits another driver. No more money, wondering what to do. Mint piles up in the trunk, takes him to the cemetery, and throws him in the same place. He fled from the crime scene.
The gravedigger walks around, sees the corpse of a cop again, and wonders - "What the hell is going on ?! I buried him a while ago. "He buries him too.
Meanwhile, there is a traffic police post next to the cemetery, and the guard watches how a car regularly goes there and returns. He goes to check, sees the undertaker.
"What's going on here with you?"
The undertaker shovels him directly between the eyes and shouts:
- ABE YOU WILL settle down you finally ?!

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Written on 2020-07-18 at 12:29

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Ann Wood The PoetBay support member heart!
Yes sure it is hehehe

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