When I wrote this I was trying to write another story. Should I write comet or asteroid, I stopped my mind started to work on this. Down to the doctors.
Said to the Doctor, " Bleeding again from other end,
Asteroid playing me up" Smiling she did reply,
Think you mean haemorrhoid"
Now I know what it feels like when I go for a ride.
My body does shake, My tongues turning blue.
Rest of me aches, Think I've got that Australian flue.
If I have then I would wonder; Doesn't the
Australian flu only effect you down under?
Needed blood test, From pretty young nurse.
Needle went in I started to curse.
She drew blood from one of my vains,
A thought came into my little old brain.
If results say I'm pregnant won't come back again.
Needed skin graft where I do sit,
Needed it badly to that I admit.
Surgeon to me he was boasting,
Was gonna be like a new Teflon coating.
When I sit down have to hold down a cough,
Every time that I have one I'm gonna slip off.
Hooray to the Doctors, surgeons and nurse,
Without your help the covid could've been worse.
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
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Written on 2021-08-21 at 19:57
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ALAN WENT DOWN TO THE DOCTORS
Wrote this down, Using paper an pen,Said to the Doctor, " Bleeding again from other end,
Asteroid playing me up" Smiling she did reply,
Think you mean haemorrhoid"
Now I know what it feels like when I go for a ride.
My body does shake, My tongues turning blue.
Rest of me aches, Think I've got that Australian flue.
If I have then I would wonder; Doesn't the
Australian flu only effect you down under?
Needed blood test, From pretty young nurse.
Needle went in I started to curse.
She drew blood from one of my vains,
A thought came into my little old brain.
If results say I'm pregnant won't come back again.
Needed skin graft where I do sit,
Needed it badly to that I admit.
Surgeon to me he was boasting,
Was gonna be like a new Teflon coating.
When I sit down have to hold down a cough,
Every time that I have one I'm gonna slip off.
Hooray to the Doctors, surgeons and nurse,
Without your help the covid could've been worse.
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
Read 181 times
Written on 2021-08-21 at 19:57
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