Smart dogs

Hi Alan "what have you done with your life".
Speaking up. "Not much was a TV engineer,
But my dogs smarter than you or me".
He replied. "How can that be,
I have so many letters after my name.
Including a PhD".
Yes I said. " Dogs smarter than you or me
He replied again. "How can that be?".
Answering I replied. " My dog climb's
On people he doesn't like, Sticks
His bum in their faces and farts
Now that's smart".

Poetry by Alan J Ripley The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2022-01-19 at 01:10

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the common people during WW2 used to fart amongst the Nazi's officers in the trolleybus: "We can say nothing but we can make it smell"