Tell me dear badger in your bowler hat,

Why do you live in a hole in the ground.

When you could easily have a house

In the town, Don't you feel silly

Wearing that?


Badger said grinning.

"The reason why I go down this

Hole in the ground,

When I do indeed have a house

In the town.


 Mad hatter's invited me,

To eat some cake.While sipping tea,

With the Cheshire cat.


Alice has asked to see 

My bowler hat".

The queen of hearts

Said.   "Fancy that

A badger in a bowler hat,

It shouldn't be black

When it could've been red".


"Wow" said the cat

Taken aback,

"Now I can see why 

You wear a bowler hat".


 Badger answered back.

"If you haven't guest it yet.

I don't live in a hole in

The ground, I live in a sett.


As to the mad hatter's party, 

There isn't one, I said it for fun.

And if you haven't got it yet.

The reason I wear a bowler hat,

When it's raining. It's to stop

my head from getting wet.










Poetry by Alan J Ripley The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2022-02-24 at 01:21

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Griffonner The PoetBay support member heart!
Alan, I think even Lewis Carroll would have appreciated this.