- disorganization at its grandest...

Dear service provider,

My customer account indicates

That two invoice payments

Went through and were cleared.

However, where you got the

Payments from is proving to

Be a lot less clear to me :

No withdrawals can be seen

As having been made by you in

My financial account any time.

This is a bit concerning,

'Cause who's the poor sod

Who paid for my service then?

Strikes me as ridiculous

And certainly does nothing to

Elevate my confidence in you!