In response to one trick pony's SPIDERS
I wrote another verse when they said.
Growling spiders are the worst..
Thought what a lovely title.
Then decided to run with it.
The spider growled at me!
Do you think maybe,
He could have been.
Gluten free ?
Thought I was seeing things
When I saw him climbing
Into our bath tub,
Guess he needed a scrub.
Being I was trying to be nice
Said. ( As I was drinking
My cup of java).
" Would you like to borrow
Flannel, Towel, soap and
A razor with some lather".
The spider looked angrily,
Before he slammed.
The bathroom door,
Again he growled at me.
To be honest it didn't worry me,
With bath hat on dressing gown too.
He decided to rub some cream,
Into his tiny legs then suddenly.
Realising why he growled at me,
A thought came in laughingly.
That I still grin about to this day,
He's not a he she's a she.
Do you think stiletto heels,
He was wearing should have
given it away.
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
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Written on 2023-01-29 at 10:52
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I wrote another verse when they said.
Growling spiders are the worst..
Thought what a lovely title.
Then decided to run with it.
GROWLING SPIDERS ARE THE WORST
I don't know why,The spider growled at me!
Do you think maybe,
He could have been.
Gluten free ?
Thought I was seeing things
When I saw him climbing
Into our bath tub,
Guess he needed a scrub.
Being I was trying to be nice
Said. ( As I was drinking
My cup of java).
" Would you like to borrow
Flannel, Towel, soap and
A razor with some lather".
The spider looked angrily,
Before he slammed.
The bathroom door,
Again he growled at me.
To be honest it didn't worry me,
With bath hat on dressing gown too.
He decided to rub some cream,
Into his tiny legs then suddenly.
Realising why he growled at me,
A thought came in laughingly.
That I still grin about to this day,
He's not a he she's a she.
Do you think stiletto heels,
He was wearing should have
given it away.
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
Read 97 times
Written on 2023-01-29 at 10:52
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