A few words that I felt needed defining in the Devil's dictionary.
BREAKING POINT, n. Punching oneself in the face in order to avoid the fulfilment of one's wish.
CATS, n. We are mid global conquest right now. Leave your name and number and we'll enslave you at our earliest convenience.
CONSPIRACY, n. A hidden end behind public means, contrived so nobody cared it was coming.
CONSPIRACY THEORY, n. Collective concern for the welfare of unicorns bred by governments.
SOCIAL MEDIA, n. See Cats.
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Devil's Dictionary Addendum (CHALLENGE ENTRY)
AMBIGUITY, n. The right to choose your road to Rome.BREAKING POINT, n. Punching oneself in the face in order to avoid the fulfilment of one's wish.
CATS, n. We are mid global conquest right now. Leave your name and number and we'll enslave you at our earliest convenience.
CONSPIRACY, n. A hidden end behind public means, contrived so nobody cared it was coming.
CONSPIRACY THEORY, n. Collective concern for the welfare of unicorns bred by governments.
SOCIAL MEDIA, n. See Cats.
Words by mickeko
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Written on 2026-06-01 at 11:40
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