Hmm...


Weird Is Too Mild

Woke up this morning on a truck with no cab
Crashed into houses, their networth went down
Brushed myself off and stole all I could grab
Took the nearest jetpack, left without a sound

Flew into a zeppelin, which flew into a plane
Where I met Patrick Swayze, who smokes like a fiend
Fell into a volcano, and was saved by the rain
That lava is cooler than most it would seem

Inside I met Justin, a man with arcades
He showed me the stairs and he lent me his jacket
I feel off the mountians, which is bad for my suedes
Took out my corn starch and began to stack it

Walked down the streets with the large New York weather
And gave all my corn starch to a homeless child
Which he built a house from and we lived together
I guess you could all say that weird is too mild.




Poetry by weirdzarun
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Written on 2006-11-11 at 18:50

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Teala
Haha, isn't this quirky and fun--nice job!
2006-12-11


Chris Fernie
I like all the off-the-wall allusions, a merger of Lou Read and Woody Allen. Great fun!

Cheers, Chris
2006-11-11