Ow...


What is a headache?

Say you have a salty lake
Put it in a pot to bake
Add some rocks and shake, shake, shake
Then you have a headache

Say you own a lava lamp
Push it down a half-mile ramp
Put in a sock and make it damp
Then you have a headache

Say you own an old PC
Dip it in a vat of tea
Drop it on your head, you'll see
Then you have a headache

Play with cards and little dice
Loose your money, pay the price
Live in sewers with the mice
Then you have a headache

Pray to God before you sleep
Think of the rewards you'll reap
Feel like your no more a creep
Then you have a headache

Ray of sunlight in your eyes
While you drive to buy some dyes
Sew for hours, let it dry
Then you have a headache

Bay of happiness you own
Pretty queen next to your throne
Then one day find she's not home
Then you have a headache

Be an artist, poor and long
Write a very lovely song
When your done, find you were wrong
Then you have a headache

Lay a baby on a bed
After hearing cries of dread
Take some advil for your head
Cuz boy you've got a headache

Kick a little garden gnome
Study about Gods of Rome
Finish this entire poem
Then, man, you'll have a headache



Poetry by weirdzarun
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Written on 2006-11-12 at 06:52

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That was too enjoyable. I will have to read through your work now. This was the first and most assuredly won't be the last that would be appreciated. Good stuff.
2006-11-12