Always make sure you have medical insurance! -Especially if you are not European!


There was a young lady from Norway

There was a young Lady from Norway
Who was so extravagant her shopping bags got stuck in the door-way!
Her shopping made her so tired she almost perspired
As her credit card melted all over the Foy-er!

There was a young lady from Scandinavia
Who was so noted for her very strange behaviour
She sang in the bath so loud, that she attracted a crowd
And she started a new type of voyeur-mania!

There was a lady from way up there
That liked to run around naked without a care
One day it was so cold, the police had to be told
But they didn't arrest her, cos she was 'not all there!'

There was a lady from Brazil
Who went to America and then caught a chill
Her medical insurance wouldn't pay
Because she was too far away
And she died of pneumonia!


SEE!!!! NEVER EVER FORGET TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE MEDICAL INSURANCE BECAUSE IT RUINS POETRY - and things just do not rhyme anymore!!!

















Poetry by English War Veteran aged 98
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Written on 2007-02-07 at 14:44

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I like your lady woman girl
Do go back, and let her
tell us more, of that sweet
running feet, over grass floor.
2009-11-11


normalil
So funny and uplifting (and true!) So wonderful to see someone of your generation writing this kind of stuff. I really did enjoy it, and agree with the sentiments!! Bless you.
2007-06-21


Lourdes
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
2007-04-25


English War Veteran aged 98
I know I know I know !!!!!!!

Are you sure you did not miss out a cha-la-la? or was it one too many?
2007-03-06


Lourdes
but along came tha damned assurance and ruined it all


I say
chalalalalalalalala kidakida
2007-03-01


Lourdes
yes
this is worth reading

I knew you had not forgotten me
2007-02-09


Anne Westlund
Hilarious! I was laughing as I read this. Good work!
2007-02-07


Karoline
I really liked this poem, it's really cool,
entertaining and great and very enjoyable.
I wish you a nice day and I look forward to read more
by you :)
2007-02-07


Rob Taylor
It is truly great to see someone of your generation still with a sense of humour! That style of poetry will never die but we have forgotten how to write it....THANK YOU!
2007-02-07