I know how popular Diana is, and do hope that this doesn't offend anyone. As you will see, I am most definitely not a fan.


Song of Diana

I'm so wonderful, can't you see?
Everyone thinks the world of me!
I married a Prince and wore lots of jewels,
(the common folk are bloody fools.)

I really wanted to be Queen,
how jolly spiffing that would have been!
But bloody Camilla, Charles wouldn't ditch her,
so I found Dodi, he was RICHER!

I'd a wonderful time making fools of them all,
me and Dodi had a ball.
I think the WORLD of "my two boys,"
and use them as political toys.

If I really loved the two of them,
I wouldn't cavort with a dodgy Moslem.
Nor would I try and disgrace their father,
but they're SO useful to use as barter.

I can't believe the life I've led,
never done a thing to earn my bread.
All I have to do is smile, at the poor and needy,
it takes me a MILE!

I love fame and glamour and all my own way.
(Charles didn't know this on our wedding day.)
I remember my interview, I let him down,
and said he's not fit to inherit the Crown.

It was all his own fault, he's too private and clean,
and he guessed that I'd be a really bad Queen.
I got my revenge in a real spiteful way....
Martin Bashir let me have my say!

Although I love my Harry and Wills,
they have to learn to take bitter pills.
My interview caused them havoc and pain,
but I didn't care, and would do it again.

I had a jaunt in the south of France,
and led the Royals a merry dance.
I know I had them really worried,
but we took that tunnel and really hurried.
I lost the glow from my lucky star,
and paid the price in that dam car.

If only we'd made the other side,
I'd have got the Queen to swallow her pride.
(I was planning to live in the Bois-de-Bologne,
where Wallis Simpson died alone.)

Now this would have been a scoop for the press,
and made William's life a terrible mess.
But after all, fair's only fair,
if it hurt Wills and Charles, I really don't care.

To be a jet-setting Superstar I tried,
thank God it was in a MERCEDES I died!




Poetry by normalil
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Written on 2007-03-20 at 20:03

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davon montgomery
I'AM SO SORRY I BELIEVE PRINCESS DIANA WAS ALREADY RICH BEFORE SHE EVEN BECAME PRINCES SHE CAME FROM A RICH FAMILY SO ALL I THINK IS THAT SHE JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED.
2010-03-03


ken d williams The PoetBay support member heart!
I agree about Diana , she was no more than a broude mayear , a cloths horse . Her family (Spensers) had been supplying their doulters for centrys for the royal family. Her family was hoipeing by her marring in to the Winsers , they would be top of the tree of the arestorersey. When this did not happon , they encurigde her to use the mederar. Onece she had supplyde an hare to the throne her job had been accomplished.
I recal 3 sener pepole 1 man 2 woman , talking about Diana the man was embarest he had been suckde in by her and the medear. It was an interesting conversation to over hear. The 2 woman were nodding in agrement with the man.
In the news that day she diede , a mother in New Yoke , 5 of her children dide in an apartment fire. I have to be honist I was more up set to hear that than that of a woman killde in a car accerdant.
As for mother Teraser , this may up set a few , she gave sucker to some of the most evil dicktaiters in the world. Her cair of the pore , infack left a lot to be deside , I am sorry to have to write.
Some years a go , I saw a report on a local T V progame , about a woman who was on benafits. Who spent her spent her spair momey , wiuch is not a lot. On phonig sports pepole to come and viset termaly ill children. And they reponde to her. Not herd of her since. Just a '' no bodey'' . With so much compastion , that she gave with out hopeing or expeckting reconishtion, she just pickt up the phon and folowde her compassion.
A well writ poem that I suport , and feil with. I suport the honistey with in it. '' those who live by the medera can be consoumde by the medear''

Ken ( D Williams)
2007-07-09


Lavender
A poem with verve and considerable magnitude in terms of imagination, for we can only guess... As I followed the story of Diana in publications I always wondered what was going on in her mind and why she chose to do some of the things she did. It seems that a poet could write a dozen poems about her from different angles and this would be one of them. Well written, most certainly!
2007-03-22


Karen Canning
this is very contraversial, but its your view and we should all be allowed that, I did like her though and didnt see she used anyone. Great rhyming piece though
huggs
karenxx
2007-03-20