Well they do say wherever you  hang your hat that is home. In katherines closet having fun

 




Wow! Thats Some Deposit Inside her Closet by M.A.Meddings

I am in the closet
No deposit to pay
N
o three month up front bill
B
ecause Bill is out on his ass
A
nd it comes to pass
T
hat I end up in his place
T
it for tat
I
inherited his hat
S
he said it suits just me
A
nd said 'you see you are in my heart'
And all the time I am a part of every day life
S
tuck in her closet with no deposit to pay
She is some
fast lady
A
real sweet baby
A
nd poor little me lovingly 
Kept in her closet
U
nder a hat
W
ell as a matter of fact
A
rather nice titfer
T
hat belonged  to Bill
O
h my what a thrill

I was in her heart
But now i'm a part of the tranclementation
I
n her closet
N
o deposit
B
ut I have a plan
T
o show I'm a man
N
ext time in the gloom
When she
comes for a broom
I
will drag her in
A
nd we will
L
iberally sin
T
hen wow !
What a deposit





Poetry by lastromantichero The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2007-10-24 at 07:54

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Delightfully cheeky as usual, hero!
And I loved Kathy's comment too!
2007-10-28


Lea Foverskov
this poem goes esp. wonderfully with kathy's comment and i'd say 'answer' to your poem. wonderful exchange of feelings!

-Lea
2007-10-26


Lavender
Sire, beware of dark places like closets for the gnomes sent by the Queen of the All Swarming Souls may hide there. Your poem shows you are very vulnerable to being captured.

A small faery...

Lavender
2007-10-26


Hagzissa
Sweet with a wonderful sense of humor in it. Very well done!
2007-10-24


Kathy Lockhart
oh gosh how i love your sense of fun. You are a cheeky fellow. And, I am spending a lot more time in my closet these days peeking under a certain hat.

Never mind the broom
I'll never leave this room
though a closet it may be
for you see, inside is my man
waiting, willing, and can
take off his hat
just like that
to kiss the housework blues away
so I'll stay and I'll play
for at least a lifetime or more
will you please just close the door
And ask Bill to sweep the floor.

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2007-10-24


weirdzarun
This was a very cool poem. Apologies for the teenage slang, but this poem was just tight, I mean, this thing was pretty damn fly. I really liked this piece. Very Good Work.
2007-10-24