No Pain No Gain
I think that I will diet
I really must lose weight
Cut out all the goodies
A new figure to create
I need to lose a good few pounds
Well in truth a good few stone
It's not going to be easy
For overweight I have grown
I put it down to Christmas
And all that excessive food
Yes I suppose the odd bottle
In the end did me no good
Yes all that pigging out
Has left me feeling less than great
If I don't start that diet
What will be my fate?
I'll cut out all the sweet things
Restrict the calories that I eat
Exercising a bit every day
At last I'll be able to see my feet
Footnote: For those using the metric system of weight: 2.2 pounds equals 1 kilogram. 1 Stone equals 6.35 kilograms.
Poetry by Albert
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Written on 2006-01-06 at 01:08
Tags Humorous  Hope  Resolutions 
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