My Dentist is wearing dentures
My Barber has no hair
My Mechanic had a breakdown
My Carer does not care

My Girlfriend is unfriendly
My sofa is my bed
I`ve had seven different Doctors
And five of them are dead

To top it off, I called in at my Optician today on the off chance
But he was unable to see me.

Poetry by Yanto
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Written on 2016-01-26 at 02:30

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Nancy Sikora
Hilariously witty, especially the final two lines.

I think it's time to change all of your care givers!!:)
I have missed your humor around here!!