Ugly fruit, An orange spiky fruit
Found a new tropical fruit
Called an ugly fruit on the shelves
Of our local supermarket
Only they decided to give it
A more exotic name than ugly fruit
Only this time they decided
To call it a horny melon
Girl at my check out
Took one look at it surprised
Then said. " This looks different
I wonder what this is called? "
Me being me replied. "Maybe
it's called a passionate pear
Or maybe a ravishing radish".
Girl from the other counter
Laughed then called out.
" It's a horny melon".
I answered back.
" And I thought it was fresh".
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
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Written on 2023-11-11 at 02:26
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STRANGE FRUITS
Sometime back went shoppingFound a new tropical fruit
Called an ugly fruit on the shelves
Of our local supermarket
Only they decided to give it
A more exotic name than ugly fruit
Only this time they decided
To call it a horny melon
Girl at my check out
Took one look at it surprised
Then said. " This looks different
I wonder what this is called? "
Me being me replied. "Maybe
it's called a passionate pear
Or maybe a ravishing radish".
Girl from the other counter
Laughed then called out.
" It's a horny melon".
I answered back.
" And I thought it was fresh".
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
Read 58 times
Written on 2023-11-11 at 02:26
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