Completely tongue in cheek.
Only need one rooster for eight of them
Sometimes two will do
When there is three its a screw of multitudes
Ruru and Cletus took turns
Jumpin on Marge like
Its their last piece of feathered hens
Every time she showed her beak
Ruru was first in line
Cletus got her when he didn’t
Ruru was a fine escaper in his prime
While harassing every where she went
The hens were layin watery eggs
Cause they were gettin pounded
Where frustration made a wobblin beg
It was time to stop foolin around
Get this horny rooster abusing spawn
Get this runnin escape artist
Ripe for exertion or execution
Before all the chickens start picketing
Cletus got caught was shipped away
Ruru too smart for his existence
Made a last run this way and that way
Until a shot rewarded his persistence
Sometimes too many screws
In the same piece of wood
Makes for a wilted ru stew
And peace for all chick hood
Poetry by Kee Zealy
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Written on 2025-11-29 at 17:58
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Too many roosters not Enough Chickens
Free range chickens of the chick varietyOnly need one rooster for eight of them
Sometimes two will do
When there is three its a screw of multitudes
Ruru and Cletus took turns
Jumpin on Marge like
Its their last piece of feathered hens
Every time she showed her beak
Ruru was first in line
Cletus got her when he didn’t
Ruru was a fine escaper in his prime
While harassing every where she went
The hens were layin watery eggs
Cause they were gettin pounded
Where frustration made a wobblin beg
It was time to stop foolin around
Get this horny rooster abusing spawn
Get this runnin escape artist
Ripe for exertion or execution
Before all the chickens start picketing
Cletus got caught was shipped away
Ruru too smart for his existence
Made a last run this way and that way
Until a shot rewarded his persistence
Sometimes too many screws
In the same piece of wood
Makes for a wilted ru stew
And peace for all chick hood
Poetry by Kee Zealy
Read 21 times
Written on 2025-11-29 at 17:58
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