I read about this in the morning paper. A guy robbed the bank and stuffed the money down his ants. The dye pack exploded and set his pants on fire.
They say you had money to burn.
And I hope that you have learned.
I can see the fireman's faces when they got the calls.
Not to stuff money down your pants,
that fire down there must sting like fire ants.
In fact it was a fire you dope.
Sometimes one is hung by their own rope.
But pardon me while I laugh and do so with class.
That money you stole caught fire and burned your @$$.
I can see the jury now while they chuckle and smile.
You will be the joke of all your cellmates as you stay there for awhile.
I can see Jay Leno on the Tonight Show.
Tell me dear witness, did his butt glow?
Next time you decide to rob a bank.
Perhaps you should put the money in a tank.
Poetry by Judy T Lloyd
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Written on 2006-09-04 at 14:50
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That Must Have Hurt.
Hey there fella, you with the burned balls.They say you had money to burn.
And I hope that you have learned.
I can see the fireman's faces when they got the calls.
Not to stuff money down your pants,
that fire down there must sting like fire ants.
In fact it was a fire you dope.
Sometimes one is hung by their own rope.
But pardon me while I laugh and do so with class.
That money you stole caught fire and burned your @$$.
I can see the jury now while they chuckle and smile.
You will be the joke of all your cellmates as you stay there for awhile.
I can see Jay Leno on the Tonight Show.
Tell me dear witness, did his butt glow?
Next time you decide to rob a bank.
Perhaps you should put the money in a tank.
Poetry by Judy T Lloyd
Read 878 times
Written on 2006-09-04 at 14:50
Tags Humor Crime Consequences
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