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My Phonetic Alphabet

A is for 'orses if you see what I mean
B for Mutton some believe Pork is unclean
C for yourself, if it comes to that
D for ential, keep it under your 'at
E for brick through a window I guess
F for essence eee what a mess
G for police, a rozzer with bite
H for beauty now there's a nice sight
I for Novello one of the best
K for teeria some tea and a rest
L for eather go there for a walk
M for Sis she's best at the talk
N for lope post that to a friend
O for the Rainbow what a colourful blend
P for a whistle keeps the team all in line
Q for a bus O.K. that's just fine
R for Mo or just wait a sec
S for Rantzen does she give a heck
T for Two on a table with view
U for me and me for you
V for La France, a country of note
W for quits or odds you can quote
X for breakfast, sunny side up
Y for 'usband a partner and friend
Z for 'ome now this is the end




Poetry by Ropawil
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Written on 2006-10-23 at 16:40

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betsy
This was funny! I LOVED the fact the none of the letters match its corresponding word. Best of all- "Y' - why- for your husband or wife!!

Betsy
2006-12-25


Lourdes
grreeeeatttt ! x have breakfast sometime ..
2006-10-30


penfold18
Nice one my friend once you get the hang of it of course enjoyed reading.
2006-10-23