A true story
No one realizes how much time, patience and energy it takes to clean the place in which we clean ourselves!
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Bathing My Bathroom

I decided to clean my bathroom today.
Threw on old clothes
Set out soap, scrubber
It felt so dirty,
Listened to Iron Maiden too!

I began cleaning my bathroom today.
Dug out old toothbrush
Filled the buckets
Was in such a mess,
It took all afternoon too!

I started by dry-cleaning my bathroom today.
With brush and broom
I swept the room
I was so black,
Could taste the fume.

I debugged my bathroom today.
Took down the cobwebs
And killed the snails
Felt so evil,
Said 'shoo' to Lizard too!

I swabbed my bathroom today.
Wet every corner
Drained the dirt
Was so wishy-washy,
Scrubbed down on knees as well!

I washed my bathroom today.
Watched the soap
Make love to water
Felt so mushy,
I got all wet too!

I cleansed my bathroom today.
Wiped the 'kumod'
And plunged the toilet
Wanna be hygienic,
Bathed Ishkom the Vodinator too!

I purged my bathroom today.
Besides the walls and ledges,
Washed mugs, taps and soap-dishes.
Was so paranoid,
I purified the water too!

I felt tired cleaning my bathroom today.
Fatigue overtook my 'vulk'ing brain
Was very hungry too
I felt so drained,
I gotta catch an easy break of two!

I tried clearing my bathroom today.
Emptied the dustbin
Sorted the clothes
Got so organized,
I put toiletries in order too!

I managed to clear my bathroom today.
Soaked all things dirty
Threw in the towel
I did the laundry,
And rinsed out hangers too!

I ventilated my bathroom today.
Opened out the windows
Fixed the latches
It got so airy,
I used freshener too!

I redecorated my bathroom today.
Lined the shelves with old lush times
Put up cream curtains too
I wanted it pretty,
So stuck up wallpaper of a favourite hue!

I fixed my bathroom today.
Finished with the floor
Windows, basin, another door
Felt so beautiful,
Danced for my mirror too!

I made my bathroom today.
After all my hard work
It looked so clean
But I was so filthy,
Had to bathe myself too!

My bathroom is mine today.
I praised my effort
And patted my back
I felt so proud,
I told my mother too!

Poetry by Inspired
Read 914 times
Written on 2007-03-12 at 10:06

Tags Fun  Cleaning  Bathroom 

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