Just a funny little thing.


What would a NON-VEGETARIAN-FED hen eat?

I was putting eggs on the shelf at work today,
when what did I notice one packet say?
Eggs from a vegetarian-fed hen,
So I wonder -
What would a NON-VEGETARIAN-FED hen eat then?

Would they eat CHICKEN?
Imagine the dinner-table conversation,
'Shame Penny's not here - but she is finger-licking.'
After much careful deliberation -
I don't think a hen would eat a relation.

Then what abou steak?
'Neville - Glad you could come,
now how would you like your steak done?'
No, even if they were skinnier then a rake,
I don't think a hen would like to eat steak.

The rest of this verse,
I will leave up to you,
Please tell me -
What's a poor non-vegetarian-fed hen to do?

07/01/06



Poetry by liz munro The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2006-01-07 at 03:12

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Celtic boy
I Loved this! :-) (-:

Seeds and grain, some worms too
Little bugs and dare I say poo
If you think they don't eat meat
Consider this little tasty treat

Hens take worms from the ground
And we all know they've been around
From the cemetery they meet their end
Having feasted on a long lost friend

So in answer to your query
And I don't mean to shock you dearie
Hens eat meat in a sort of way
Consider that the next time they lay!

Sorry, but I just HAD to reply! ;-p
2006-01-07


Nathalia
Pure genius! I laughed at first, cause it seemed funny, but then I started thinking... Animals are probably smarter andf more humane than us humans;-)
2006-01-07