Preview of my book

Too many colloquil terms for you?

Frued n Floyd

Animalism! It’s true!

Animals have no reason!

Ha! Gull Moment!


Animalogy is a snigglet apparently

And Weasel words don’t work on you

Avon is your backside

Modicare kickarse?


Na! again cold day in the sun

Feels like the red hot has already won


One tree hill!

No, lets do the things we normally do

And even though Dido reminds me of Goan Metro

I am not ashamed of that pre-graffiti sketch in my room


Thanks for the preview CD

It helped the hangover

And though a sleptover

I have my high

Sorry! Goodbye!


Leave behind Foo

There’s too much cheese on you

Leave behind ice, not enough watermelon


I know you’ve always been out of your head

And I wonder

Will I eat Chvanprash tonight?


Yes, I’m plagerizing Foo Fighters

You have a problem with that?

Jihaadi will kick your ass

No problem Media is next


Ram sir said no thank you

Fine! I wont read his column tonight!


Ah there’s my prose

A plan you propose


Yes my dear lets get rid of rose

But what about Phoenix

My ever changing pose


Only because I explain you understand

I’ll take you in School van

Context is on top

Prelude in one shot


Then after de-italising

Chapter 1

Now formlessly it procedes

VW is in her room tonight

NLS hear I come


‘Come down and waste away with me’

No concert tonight!

KK’s ‘rock’ing time to Disco

I don’t need Rum to make this fisslo!

Hindi me bath kar

Same same lang par


‘If anything could ever feel this real forever’

It could, it would, it needn’t!


Yeah the Guitar guys do their Haze

I love Purple so chumma I went crazy!


He he…bloody bevdi!

Charundi cleaners will come tomo

Where you go?

9.30 ampointment with Sister ji

Now I will rest my convent educated head

‘Foo analysis is complete’, it said.


Diary by Puddled
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Written on 2009-02-01 at 22:22

Tags Colonialism  Hindi  Education 

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