O.k so i guess it isn't really a poem & not very good
but it is just something funny to laugh at.
[& it is true].

A FUNNY Story.

Everyone had reservations
about me doing a chef's cooking course
due to my pass history
of accidents that make me bleed
like when on a pie you pour sauce.

Take my latest, for example
4 stitches in my finger for everone to see
but it was my knife that did it to me.
[ I was cleaning it and opss I ran
my FINGER along the blade instead
of the cloth.]

But if you think that's bad
my next tale
might leave you feeling
[for me] sad.

2 years ago I was cutting
watermelon at work
when again,
my finger got hurt
& I was wearing the safety glove.....
but on the WRONG hand.

So as you can see
I tend to be a little silly
knives and Me
should not be mixed
esp. as I have to
go to the doctor to get my
finger [again] stitched.


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Written on 2006-03-14 at 02:42

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Edna Sweetlove
About as amusing as the atomic bomb on Hiroshima

Christian Ward
Quite funny to read

Ouch! I don't get along with knives either, and have the scars (30 stitches to prove it) If treated with a degree of respect, your flesh and fingers they will not disect.

It IS a poem ..and it's very very Good! And funny too!

I understand that these things can happen! My mom bleeds when she walks into our kitchen. We keep band-aids handy for her. Thankfully, she has allowed my sister and me to take over the daily cooking. lol.. funny story! Thank you for sharing!

Rik The PoetBay support member heart!
Well it certainly brought a smile to my face. And a few winces, can't stand pain. And i am just glad you have all you fingers still.