Like Ike



There once was a lady named Ike
Who drank when she rode on her trike
A vicious cycle which gave a pitch
Tossing her butt first into a ditch
Then the rest as neat as you like.



Poetry by Chaucer Whethers The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2013-04-19 at 23:13

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Chaucer Whethers The PoetBay support member heart!
Everybody pray
Ill don't fall ill
Riding red in the hood :3
2013-04-20


Commentally Ill
an ike and a sue were fighting
when ill came along, upon sighting
the trike, and did see
an opportunity
and took off, her new trike riding
2013-04-20


Chaucer Whethers The PoetBay support member heart!
Or so did Sue construe
When right out of the blue
Ike like picked up the trike
So that Sue did out strike :D
2013-04-20


StillHoppin The PoetBay support member heart!
There once was a boy named Sue
Who was feeling rather blue
Until he saw Ike
Falling off of her trike
And then he was lucky, he knew
2013-04-20



I think you're having too much fun inside that mind of yours. :P
2013-04-19


Commentally Ill
poor girl. what, for landing on her butt in the ditch? nope, that serves her right. but what an unfortunate name. :/
2013-04-19