SOME TEACHERS JOKES FROM MY CHILDHOOD BY ANN WOOD
Spit the gum in the trash, lest I spit it out: 50+ teacher's pearls 🤓Georgi, my boy, look at me carefully if you want to understand at least something about monkeys!
Now you're laughing, I'm laughing too, but at the end of the term we'll switch roles!
You, you and the ball, all three of you to the principal.
I'll kick everyone out and work with the rest.
Spit the gum in the trash, lest I spit it out!
It's written in black and white with green.
I have something to say to some of you, but first I'll say it to everyone.
This essay was written with the left foot, and with the corn!
I've long since realized that you miss the first seven years, and some of you even more, so you don't need to convince me of this!
Broken property is doubled in triple size…
Be careful that you have tied three times and bloomed four times in French!
No natural phenomenon can stop me from writing your absences!
A horse, among other things, is also a means of pleasure…
Let's make a square drawing with a certain rectangularity…
Students, draw a circle in the shape of a circle!
In 1742, as you remember…
I knock and knock for an hour, and you - neither "Ah!" nor "Oh!"!
You know! I will cut you into pieces, I will close you in jars! And all this out of love for you.
When the clock strikes 13 times, not only is the last one wrong, but it also raises doubts in the other twelve…
Don't look at what I'm saying! Follow my thought where it is.
There are absentees - I see them!
The student with the chewing gum - in the basket!
Talk to yourself that you are bothering the examinees!
Bravo, man! You study a lot! Yesterday I enter one room - two are reading, two are sleeping, then I enter the other - exactly the opposite.
I have said: when you yawn, close your mouth.
In the Bulgarian Renaissance house there were three types of rooms - large, small and a courtyard.
If Yovkov were alive, he would turn in his grave.
Underline with a circle!
Short story by Ann Wood
Written on 2026-05-31 at 18:56
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