Look closely there are actually 101 horror movies listed in the poem below (some well known and some not so well known)


101 Horror Flicks

My friends and I are in my room
Watching shows all about doom
Nightmare on Elm Street and Jason X
All the gore and all the sex.
Friday the 13th and Sleepaway Camp
I told them to turn off the only lamp.
Resident Evil and Darkness Falls
I've been getting harassing breather phone calls.
Village of the Damned and Children of the Corn
Have both been out since I was born.
Dolly Dearest and Child's Play
Always seem to make my day.
Freddy Vs. Jason and Bride of Chucky
All who see them are so lucky.
Puppetmaster, Scream, and Halloween
There's none of them I have not seen.
House of 1,000 Corpses and House on Haunted Hill
Both of them seemed so real.
13 Ghosts and Evil Dead
Watch them and you won't go to bed.
Witchboard, Carrie, Dahmer, The Stand
If they were real they would be banned.
Arachnophobia, Mosquitoes, and Ticks
If you're scared of bugs these won't get kicks.
Ghostship, Kolobos, and The Hills Have Eyes
Almost every person dies.
Demonic Toys, Omen, and Jaws
Nothing compares to the great movie Dolls.
Hannibal, Strangeland, Aliens, Phantasm
I believe were based on big sarcasm.
Willard, Cujo, Skinner, and Rats
Are much better movies then The Birds or Bats.
Poltergeist, The Exorcist, and Amityville
Only the first time is it a big thrill.
Campfire Tales, The Willies, and Flesh Eating Mothers
Are my personal favorites above all the others.
Critters, Crawlers, Cabin Fever
Will they ever make a dangerous beaver?
Bloody Murder, The Faculty, and Death Machine
The killers in them sure are mean.
Jeepers Creepers, Prom Night, Psycho, and Mikey
The crocodile hunter would probably say crikey.
Alice Sweet Alice, Gothika, Lake Placid, and It
Are these shows are full of shit.
Legend of the Chupacabra, Blood Dolls, and Hellraiser
My friend watched them all and none of them phased her.
The Mangler, Parents, and Man's Best Friend
These are shows I must defend.
The Ring, The Cell, and Feardot.com
All made me just want my mom.
Wishmaster, Pumpkinhead, Ghoulies, Creepshow
I like them but do not let anyone know.
Boa Vs. Python, Ginger Snaps, and Alligator
I will be watching all of them later.
Gremlins, The Shining, and Snakehead Terror
Hate to be a bad news bearer.
but I Know What You Did Last Summer
Come on that was such a bummer.
Bog Creatures, Sleepwalkers, Dead Above Ground
Texas Chainsaw Massacre gets applause all around.
Underworld, Van Helsing, and Frakenfish
Watch them if you truly wish.
Grandma's House, Urban Legend, Death Valley
Just don't leave me out of Cutthroat Alley.
Dawn, Day, and House of the Dead
Pet Sematary and Leprechaun stay in my head.
Voyeur.com and Tales from the Crypt presents Demon Knight
All these movies put up such a good fight.




Poetry by Kristina
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Written on 2007-02-23 at 19:43

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